Healthy Gyaru.

I have orange juice w/ calcium every morning with breakfast. I always have fruit of some sort– typically a banana or grapes. I lecture other people to have fruit with breakfast, too. But no. They don’t listen unless they have a penis. I’m serious. WTF is up with women only having a cup of coffee for breakfast? I’m serious. No wonder you’re skin and bones. Eat a sandwich! It’s just not healthy.

I’m all for fitting into the clothes you like, but at what cost? I don’t want to be skinny with high cholesterol or a weird metabolism or dried out skin. I want to be thin and healthy. Think Jessica Biel with way bigger boobs. Yeah. That works for me. I’m not a fan of the coffee diet. Oh well.

In other news, the outfit I’m wearing today made Annette forget I’m 8mos pregnant. That’s hilarious. I looked in the mirror and totally get it though. Diagonal stripes are amazing. Haaady  gyaru much? Yeah. And my hair + make up are GREAT as well.

Today is a pretty day.

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