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Stem Cells, Ladies?

So, I was reading about stem cells again and this is what I learned today. It’s a wee bit gross but way cool nonetheless. Basically, your menstrual blood can come in handy if you get osteoporosis, heart disease, stroke, Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s disease, etc. Why? Because you’ve got stem cells in there! Duh. Pay attention people… it’s in the title.Okay, so I originally thought your stem cells only worked for you, but I was full of fail. Those period cells (as I so childishly like to call them) will work for your kids, parents and siblings. So if they have the degenerative disorders of doom (DDoD) I mentioned above, you can help.There’s this special service called C’elle you can get. You should check the site out for all the super detailed info. They have a kit to buy if you want to get it for me.. hint, hint? Use this special promotion code: 241. If you end up buying, it’ll save you some money. And in case you want to see what people have the kit are saying, check out the C’elle Client Testimonials.

Aren’t you glad I told you? Who loves you?


Healthy Gyaru.

I have orange juice w/ calcium every morning with breakfast. I always have fruit of some sort– typically a banana or grapes. I lecture other people to have fruit with breakfast, too. But no. They don’t listen unless they have a penis. I’m serious. WTF is up with women only having a cup of coffee for breakfast? I’m serious. No wonder you’re skin and bones. Eat a sandwich! It’s just not healthy.

I’m all for fitting into the clothes you like, but at what cost? I don’t want to be skinny with high cholesterol or a weird metabolism or dried out skin. I want to be thin and healthy. Think Jessica Biel with way bigger boobs. Yeah. That works for me. I’m not a fan of the coffee diet. Oh well.

In other news, the outfit I’m wearing today made Annette forget I’m 8mos pregnant. That’s hilarious. I looked in the mirror and totally get it though. Diagonal stripes are amazing. Haaady  gyaru much? Yeah. And my hair + make up are GREAT as well.

Today is a pretty day.

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