March 12, 2008 by Avy.

And I think she’ll be a drummer. I had to take 2 u;ltrasounds today. The first was hilarious because she kept bouncing around, break-dancin in mah bellay. Unfortunately, she didn’t turn the right way so we had to wait like another hour and do it all over again. That hussy.  Heart rate = 168, no signs of down syndrome or anything.
I laughed so much it’s not even funny. The second time I didn’t laugh at all cuz I had to pee so badly. It took like 3.5 hours to get the ultrasounds and bloodwork done. Sheesh.
I’m never getting pregnant again!

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March 11, 2008 by Avy.

Robert Orben - “Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”

This made me laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.

So I’m going to be a mother. I just thought about that. It’s a lot of responsibility and I’ll have to be one meditating bear to keep sane. I’ll be happy when we can run through the woods and whatnot. I can haz adventures nao? plzkthxbai.

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March 11, 2008 by Avy.

Warning: This song uses the B word and the S word and like one F word.

Girl I know this might seem strange But let me know if I’m out of order,boo Steppin to you this way See I been buyin you drinks for a while And I just gotta let you know that…. bitch you mine So you need to give me yo name And I’ll leave you my number And you better call a nigga today As a matter of fact just give me yours too And bitch I’ll call you –(this better be you bitch) Cuz who you think you just mislead? Is Boo-Boo written on my forehead? I done bought them drinks Bitch you is mah grrlfriend I don’t wanna hear that shit bout you just came out to have a nice time out and just chill Damn didn’t I tell you to call?! You tried gimme the wrong number And thought you wasn’t gonn’ see me no more Well Surprise here I am in the flesh Oh now you diggin me Bitch last night you was diggin me Let me calm down Here’s what we doin tonight I probably gonn’ pick up my piece And when I’m thru then maybe I’m-a swing by And then we gonna chill Oh bitch you gonna chill wit me And you gonna be comfortable You gonna feel secure Cuz yer wit me Cuz who you think you fuckin wit You must want yo shit split I done bought them drinks Bitch, you is mah grrlfriend

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March 5, 2008 by Avy.

I swear to Jeebus I can’t wait til everyone is mixed. Seriously. I’m so sick of hearing shit about  how black people are destroying this and the white man has stolen that. It’s so annoying.

I’m not the biggest fan of black people in general for my own racism-provoked reasons, but I’ll be damned if I agree they’re the only blight to society. Most of my neighbors are white– I live in little Ireland, yet people blame the decline in cleanliness to coloureds coming to the neighborhood. Um, no. Learn to accept that the white race is flawed just like every other. There’s blame to place everywhere– not just with negroids.

I’m not looking forward to raising a kid in a world that STILL hates Negroes and Jews. I know Erik and I are gonna have out for us when it comes to reversing the crap people on the outside put in out kid’s head.

Once everyone’s all muddled up, things should even out (I hope). I’m hoping people will get over it at that point.

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