March 11, 2008 by Avy.

Robert Orben - “Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.”

This made me laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha.

So I’m going to be a mother. I just thought about that. It’s a lot of responsibility and I’ll have to be one meditating bear to keep sane. I’ll be happy when we can run through the woods and whatnot. I can haz adventures nao? plzkthxbai.

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March 11, 2008 by Avy.

Warning: This song uses the B word and the S word and like one F word.

Girl I know this might seem strange But let me know if I’m out of order,boo Steppin to you this way See I been buyin you drinks for a while And I just gotta let you know that…. bitch you mine So you need to give me yo name And I’ll leave you my number And you better call a nigga today As a matter of fact just give me yours too And bitch I’ll call you –(this better be you bitch) Cuz who you think you just mislead? Is Boo-Boo written on my forehead? I done bought them drinks Bitch you is mah grrlfriend I don’t wanna hear that shit bout you just came out to have a nice time out and just chill Damn didn’t I tell you to call?! You tried gimme the wrong number And thought you wasn’t gonn’ see me no more Well Surprise here I am in the flesh Oh now you diggin me Bitch last night you was diggin me Let me calm down Here’s what we doin tonight I probably gonn’ pick up my piece And when I’m thru then maybe I’m-a swing by And then we gonna chill Oh bitch you gonna chill wit me And you gonna be comfortable You gonna feel secure Cuz yer wit me Cuz who you think you fuckin wit You must want yo shit split I done bought them drinks Bitch, you is mah grrlfriend

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