December 4, 2007 by Avy.

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December 4, 2007 by Avy.

Ref: http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/28/name-that-butt/

I love how people knock Jennifer Love Hewitt  for having cellulite on her butt+thighs. Sure she’s 28 and a size 2 and a starlet, but she’s also human.  Plenty of people would kill for her figure– me included.   Cellulite happens. She can work out more, but I have a feeling it’ll never go 100% away. I’ve seen a lot of arses in my day.  Her’s is pretty standard. But what kills me is all the people acting like she’s fat and disgusting. The chick is tiny! The only big thingson her are her hips, boobs and bum… the parts most people want to be bigger. Her facial features aren’t what I am drawn to (I like ethnic-type eyes and lips) but it’s beyond obvious thatshe’s hot.

You take a pic of someone on their engagement vacation, soaking wet & don’t expect to see the flaws? I think her bikini bottoms should have been one size up, but that still doesn’t make her effing fat or nasty.  AND she doesn’t even have that much cellulite.
Bah.

I go to the gym again today, which is good because while I’m fine with JLH’s body, I’m the opposite of happy with mine.  It’s time to severly restrict some calories and pick up the para para on off days. Today is a down day so I have soup for lunch and hopefully I can skip dinner/have a PB & J.  I should call Tucci and see if he’ll do the gym with me. Crap! I need Paul. He’s a great trainer, but his whole ghetto guido approach to life annoys me most times. Tucci’s a good gym buddy though. Garr. I need motivation. I need a gym nazi that’s not gonna charge me $400/month. Sheesh.

So yeah. I’m  really fed up with being fat. I baked cookies andshared them out, but neeless to say, I had my fair share. I got some low-fat/low-cal recipes and will try them soon. I enjoy cooking and baking now. I should enjoy the spoils as well. I can eat less though.  I’ve been ignoring the marshmallows.  I need to buy more and more veggies and cut the amount of rice I cook by 50%. Also to note no eating dinner at 10:30 - 11pm. Sometimes I’m guilty because I don’t bother eating alone. I don’t even get hungry (or realize I am) BBC and WE rehearse the same days so hopefully more nights will be like last night– I didn’t have dinner at all.  No wait. Shit. I have a slice of broccoli + tomato pizza. YUM! I’m sure that’s healthy.

Plus, my idea of the perfect gyaru does not include lovehandles and belly fat. A little pudge is cute. The amount I have is gross. Because I say it, it is so. That probably explains a lot.  I know shopping is more fun when you don’t have to worry about what will better hide your lovehandles. I’m just sayin…

And the food thing is a trip.  It’s hard to eat less when you’re almost never full.  It’s like I’m either not hungry, or totally ravenous.  I hate it.  I’m back into the habit of taking a swig of water/tea/Enviga whenever I feel the need to nibble on something. I should probably drink more coffee or have Vivrin for breakfast. mmmmm Vivrin…

Okay. Enough ranting.

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