August 8, 2007 by Avy.

So I’ve found another reason to be healthy.

On the off-chance that I get  knocked up, I need to be able to nourish the frak outta my parasite (later to be dubbed WWF — see previous post).

WWF needs my booby milk so she won’t have childhood obesity and  I need her to drink it so I won’t get diabetis (later to be called “The Sugar”).

The Sugar runs rampant en mi familia, as does other crap. It’s actually to the point where sometimes I’d rather adopt. But then I’d rather know what my kid might get as opposed to being totally blind. The point is, actually I don’t know the point. I’m just rambling.  I’m really sleepy and hungry and horny and jumpy. I needs teh sadative. lol I ate a pear. What the crap?!!

So anyway, mothers, give your babies booby milk. It’s good for both of you.

In other news, I’m thinkin of finally doing some autumn shopping. I know I can shop one size smaller because all my clothes are too big. Well most of them. I’m gonna get new bras and sexay pantays. I think it’ll be a mood booster for me. I always feel better when I rock da new new. lol

Erik and I watched ATL last night. It was funny (and surprisingly good). We also watched The Host which was great. Korean Horror/Moster-flicks > Japanese Horror/Monster flicks. The K-AZNs know how to end a movie.

I totally recommend this movie to everyone.  I’m effin hungry. Bye.

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August 8, 2007 by Avy.

I’m naming my daughter Wonder Woman Ferguson. And let a nuggah try an’ step to dis. lol

Readin it up o’er here, Boss .

Yeeeeah, read it up. 

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