June 15, 2007 by Avy.

I need to level up and be a web designer like now. I’m pretty sure they make like 4k/yr more than I do. That would be useful in operation be happy with life. I’m really not ecstatic about much, just hyper. I’m constantly worrying about being able to afford retirement. It’s rough. I make great money for someone my age, esp considering I don’t have a BA. I need to go back to school. I want to go back to school. Does anyone wanna adopt me for 4 years so I can go back to school full-time? Pretty please. I’m gonna cry. Anyway, this is what my company says:

Job Description:
• Design and produce Marketing emails using HTML, JavaScript and Java.
• Work closely with managers and other departments to design Marketing emails based on manager input.
• Use advanced HTML editors, vector based and photo-based programs, i.e., Macromedia Dreamweaver, Flash, Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop to design online Marketing promotions.
•Scan and modify necessary logos/images and artwork to be used in emails.

Requirements:
• BFA in Graphic Design
• Trade/Professional certification in html, javascript and java.
• 1-2 years experience (preferred) or recent college graduate, designing and producing html emails and html pages.
• Proficiency in HTML, JavaScript, Java, Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator, Macromedia Dreamweaver and Flash.
• Proficiency in using Macintosh and PC platforms.
• Broad knowledge of creating communications for marketing-based efforts.
• Active in professional associations related to marketing and design a plus.

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